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  2. whoremionegrunger:

    i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

    (Source: doctopus, via mordecai-put-your-phone-away)

     
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  4. kinggjayysshit:

    heropirate:

    Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

    Thanks bob

    (via tiptoeingthroughtulips)

     

  5. 2chaaaain:

    linzstuck:

    posts saying white cis males suck

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    posts saying all men suck

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    friends reblogging those posts

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    me wearing a hatimage

    me wearing another hat

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    me wearing another hat

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    me wearing another hat

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    me wearing the first hat again 

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    me wearing another hat

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    :)

    (via mordecai-put-your-phone-away)

     

  6. mootiness:

    firony:

    bombprince:

    melonlordn:

    ieatgokudera:

    EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

    How eyeronic

    get off my post

    You don’t have to lash out

    these puns are far too cornea

    (via mordecai-put-your-phone-away)

     
  7. Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

    (Source: xavierstea, via pardon-the-engineering-parlance)

     
  8. masahitoleotakeuchi:

    They are not decorations - if you want decorations, buy toys or chocolates instead.

    This is an old article, but I think it’s still relevant: x

    (Source: masahito.co.uk, via mordecai-put-your-phone-away)

     
  9. haanigram:

    yea and he doesn’t like you

    (via fuckinghannibal)

     
  10. intertnet:

    my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

    (via faelostielsugar)

     
     

  11. stele3:

    orionsnacks:

    in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

    because little girls have heroes too

    "You should tie your hair…

     
  12. heylaurak:

    surechigai:

    A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.

    I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.

    (via envisi0n-me)